leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

holynipples:

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

image

thecatalier:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks science side of tumblr

thecatalier:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.

You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.

When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks science side of tumblr

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

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notalwaysluminous:

bestofcardsagainsthumanity:

That about sums it up.

After a week in Canada, I can attest to this.

notalwaysluminous:

bestofcardsagainsthumanity:

That about sums it up.

After a week in Canada, I can attest to this.

Reblogged from Never Despair
I don’t understand why when we destroy something created by man we call it vandalism, but when we destroy something by nature we call it progress.
— Ed Begley Junior (via ladycube)
Reblogged from My Memoires

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

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