Oh,Hi there :3

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:41:19 -0400

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns

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Tue, 21 May 2013 09:40:32 -0400

lordofthejohnlock: Jawn… Jawwwn… do you love me yet? Jawnnnnn?

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:35:03 -0400

lordofthejohnlock:

Jawn… Jawwwn… do you love me yet? Jawnnnnn?

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Tue, 21 May 2013 08:42:28 -0400

beckie0: simfected: maythedownforcebewithyou: myurlistoolong: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:39:14 -0400

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:40:49 -0400

phantastic-whiskers: in america, we don’t say i love you, we say “want some of my fries?” which i...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:38:35 -0400

phantastic-whiskers:

in america, we don’t say i love you, we say “want some of my fries?” which i think is really beautiful

how-ood: actually i listen to dadford & daughters

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:31:39 -0400

how-ood:

actually i listen to dadford & daughters

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Mon, 20 May 2013 09:38:28 -0400

ryaninwonderland: undertheangelraziel: teenytigress: SO THIS...

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:45:29 -0400

ryaninwonderland:

undertheangelraziel:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Maybe we can trust ducks.

i want a duck now